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  • Herr Walther
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    They'll just raise taxes down the road to get their $1200 back.

    I'll have to send the President an email and thank him for my new German locomotive set.

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  • BISHOP
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    New Tavor X95. I'm helping Israel


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  • DO NOT MISS THIS ONE OR YOU'LL MISS THE BEST ONE EVER !



    Sometime this year, we taxpayers will likely receive another economic stimulus.


    It is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by using a Q&A format:



    Q: What is an Economic Stimulus?

    A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.



    Q: Where will the government get this money?

    A: From taxpayers.



    Q: Is the government simply giving me back my own money, then?

    A: No, only a smidgen of it.



    Q: What is the purpose of this payment?

    A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high definition television set, a new iPad, or a new SUV, thus stimulating the economy.



    Q: Isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?

    A: Shut up.



    Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U. S. Economy with your stimulus check. Use it wisely:



    * If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart,the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.

    * if you spend it on gasoline, the money will go to the Arabs.

    * if you purchase a computer, it goes to India, Taiwan, or China.

    * if you purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

    * if you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.

    * if you purchase useless stuff, it goes to Taiwan.

    * if you pay your credit card off or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.



    Instead, keep the money in America by:



    (1) Spending it at a yard sale, or

    (2) Going to a ballgame, or

    (3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

    (4) Beer, or

    (5) Tattoos

    (These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)


    CONCLUSION: Go to a ballgame with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day.


    No need to thank me, I’m just glad I could be of help.
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