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  • Telling Flies Apart

    Time to use this forum for what it is intended for. The last joke posted was okay, but mine is better.

    RR

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

    "What are you doing?" she asked.

    "Hunting flies" he answered.

    "Oh, killed any?" she said.

    "Yep, three males, two females" came the answer.

    Intrigued, the wife asked "How can you tell them apart?"

    The husband replied: "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
    Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be honest. - Benjamin Franklin

    I have but one person on my ignore list. Can you guess who it is?
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