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    Two newly minted graduates of Texas A&M went to the same place to apply for a job. The first Aggie goes in for his interview, and comes out in five minutes with a huge grin on his face. He tells the other Aggie that "They want folks like us, you are good!"

    The second Aggie goes in for his interview. He is asked what he does, and replies that he was a "Timber Management Specialist", He further explained that his specialty was to cut down trees. The guy who was interviewing him got a puzzled expression on his face and said "We don't need people to cut down trees, we are an investment company."

    The Aggie comments that he'd just hired his buddy.

    The interviewer said "But he said he was a Pilot."

    The other Aggie replies "How's he going to Pile it if you ain't got anybody to cut 'em down?"

    And that's the name of that tune........
    Alle Kunst ist umsunst Wenn ein Engel auf das Zundloch brunzet (All skill is in vain if an angel pisses down the touch-hole of your musket.) Old German Folk Wisdom.