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    There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've heard colleagues referring to people with Guts, or with Balls. Do they, however, know the difference between them?

    Here's the official distinction; straight from the British Medical

    Journal: Volume 323; page 295.

    GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on her rear end and having the Balls to say: "You're next, Chubby"

    I trust this clears up any confusion.

    Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome; both are fatal.
    Revenge is an act of passion; vengeance of justice. - Samuel Johnson

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