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  • A priest, a rabbi, a minister, and a chicken walk into a bar . . .

    The bartender, saying nothing and looking disdainful, points to a sign clearly labelled:

    NO JOKES SERVED HERE

    Without a fight the priest, rabbi and minister leave the bar, heads hanging.

    The chicken stays on his barstool.

    Wiping the inside of a glass, the bartender approaches and asks the chicken “Are you part of this joke?”

    “Yeah.” the chicken replies.

    Again, he points to the sign: NO JOKES SERVED HERE

    The chicken argues “Well then how’s a chicken supposed to get a drink?”

    The bartender moves his pointed finger from the sign to the window.

    “There’s another bar across the road.”
    Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be honest. - Benjamin Franklin

    I have but one person on my ignore list. Can you guess who it is?

  • #2
    A priest, a rabbi and a frog walk into a bar, the bartender asks, "What is this some kind of a joke?".
    I had a friend once, but the wheels fell off. Sad, very sad.

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    • #3
      Immediately Pastor DuPreu, minister at the Church of Holier Than Thou draws himself up and angrily retorts "Monsieur, you insult my heri-TAGE!"
      Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be honest. - Benjamin Franklin

      I have but one person on my ignore list. Can you guess who it is?

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