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    Mr. Jamie Dimon <

    Apr 2 at 2:21 PM

    Message body From the Desks Of:
    Manager: Mr. Jamie Dimon
    JP Morgan Chase Bank New York
    270 Park Ave. New York City

    How are you today, we want to inform you that United Nations to pay 100 (One Hundred) scam victims US$5,000,000,each. You are listed and approved for this payment as one of the beneficiaries to be paid this amount as compensation.As a result of this laudable recommendations, it is imperative to bring to your notice that during the last U.N. meetings held in New York, United States of America by all the Minister Of Finance Of All Countries, it was alarmed so much by the rest of the world in the meetings on the loose of funds by various foreigners to the scams artists, Lawyers and some dubious Bank officials operating in syndicates all over the world today. In other to redeem the good image of each country, the Secretary General of the U.N has ordered the payment of US$5,000,000, USD each to the affected victims in pursuance with the U.N recommendations.

    Due to the corrupt and inefficient Banking Systems in most banks around the world, the payments are to be made by JP Morgan Chase Bank.According to the number of applicants at hand, 21 Beneficiaries has been paid, 60% of the victims are from the United States, while about 40% are from other parts of the world. We still have more than 75% left to be paid the compensations of US$5,000,000, USD each... it will cost you to obtain the documents from our Government to back you up to receive your US$5,000,000, million United States Dollars only.and make your choice of your payment from our payment methods so that your Fund will be release to you, (1) Cash Delivery to your doorstep (2) ATM Card with us.(3) bank to bank. Kindly send your personal details to us prove your identification.

    2.Shipping Address................
    3.Telephone Number .................
    4.Age and Marital Status. .............
    6. Payment method.. ..............

    Note; that as soon as we receive the needed information from you, we will further transfer your funds into your nominated bank account within 24hours from today,

    Waiting for your immediate response.

    CEO Mr. Jamie Dimon
    JP Morgan Chase Bank New York
    270 Park Ave. New York City

    Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be honest. - Benjamin Franklin

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