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  • TheMrMitch
    started a topic I think you'll like this one.

    I think you'll like this one.

    Fw: Christian?

    A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy
    boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.
    He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he
    could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
    intersection.
    The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
    frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.
    As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and
    looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
    The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
    He took her to the police station where she was
    searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
    After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened
    the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the
    arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
    He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
    behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the
    guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.
    "I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the ' What Would
    Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper
    sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.

    "Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."

    Priceless...
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