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Old November 26th, 2013, 12:39 AM
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From the New Yorker...


Obama Says Americans Can Keep Their Damn Insurance



WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Faced with a barrage of new questions about the Affordable Care Act, President Obama cut short a White House press conference today, telling the stunned press corps, “You know what? Everybody can keep their damn insurance.”

Glaring at the reporters, the President continued, “You heard me. If your insurance is crappy, then you just go ahead and keep it—the crappier, the better. Let’s pretend this whole thing never happened.”

A vein in his forehead visibly throbbing, the President added, “You know, I really wish I hadn’t spent the last three years of my life on this thing. I should’ve just gone around invading countries for no reason. That would’ve made everybody happy. Well, live and learn.”

As the reporters averted their eyes from the President, many of them looking awkwardly at their shoes, he concluded his remarks: “All those people out there who want to repeal Obamacare? Well, guess what: I’ll make their day and repeal it myself. Really, it’s my pleasure. But I swear that this is the last time I try to do something nice for anybody.”


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Old November 26th, 2013, 03:31 AM
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Waaah! I've seen three year olds with more maturity.
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That seems like the parody section of the New Yorker.


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Old November 26th, 2013, 07:15 AM
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That seems like the parody section of the New Yorker.


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Old November 26th, 2013, 09:31 AM
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If Zero had really said this, the soundbite would be running 24/7 on FOX.
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Old November 26th, 2013, 10:03 AM
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Yeah, I wonder if it's really true. If it is then he has shown one of his true faces.
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Old November 26th, 2013, 11:06 AM
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It would be nice if it were true. If anyone read any of the articles below the Obama bit, you'd know it was satire.
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if he did, that promise would last till the day after the 2014 elections a year from now.
If the left lost the Congress, PERHAPS it would still stand.
BUT
If the Left held the Senate and took the House," the promise would reconsidered in light of the new reality of the needs of the American people as reflected by the results of the election".

Or

Guess what suckers?
Obama care is BACK.

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I did read some of the other headlines and that is why I thoght it was fake.


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