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Old November 14th, 2017, 21:49
Harlock Harlock is offline
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Default Ok stop me if you heard this one before.

Grandkid came home from school after a noon reflection for telling an inappropriate joke at school.

It went like this:

Three guys are on a raft at sea after their ship sinks. They reach into the rations and have food and water for all but only two cigarettes. To their horror there are no matches, what were they to do?
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Time passes as they think of a solution
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They came to an agreement to throw one of the cigarettes overboard.
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WHY you ask?
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To make it one cigarette lighter!
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Honestly a noon reflection for such a bad joke I get but turns out grade school kids aren't to discuss smoking or things like that.
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