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Old July 24th, 2017, 14:54
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Default Seen in OBGYN’s office "10 Important Questions And Answers"

Pregnancy and Women: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now, when will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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Icon41 Re: Seen in OBGYN’s office "10 Important Questions And Answers"

I've never married, but I think my answer to the last question would be "You've got to be sh!77!ng me, right?"

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