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Old August 15th, 2017, 12:31
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Talking Beer?

The Brewmasters for several of the major breweries got together at a Convention one evening, and went out that evening to talk shop.

They went into a Tavern. The Brewmaster from Anhauser-Busch ordered a Bud Lite. The Brewmaster from Coors ordered a Coors Lite. The Brewmaster from Miller ordered a Miller Lite.

The Brewmaster from Guinness ordered a Coke.

The other three looked at him in shock, and he just smiled, and said "Hey. If none of you are going to drink beer, I won't either."
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Old August 15th, 2017, 13:01
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Hahahahahahahaha!!!
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Old September 2nd, 2017, 16:36
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As one who drinks "good" beer, and not so good beer on occasion.......I understand.

But I NEVER, would EVER........resort to anything called "lite".....at all!!!!

If offered one, I pass!!!
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