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If you want to see signatures at the bottom of member's posts, check your user area and make sure this box is checked. The default mode is 'Off'.
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Strike Through Text Option now on-line

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There is a square blank button located at the end of the options on the right. I could not get the 'S' to show up, but the button still works.
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Gentlemen, Assault Web greatly appreciated your monetary contributions to keep this forum alive and running as we make the transition to a new server and upgraded software.

I have been working to upgrade title for those members who have made a monetary contribution to the form. Unfortunately, I have been met by some resistance to comply by the forum software and I am unable to make these administrative changes.

Your donations have been duly noted and at such time the forum software is upgraded, so will your status.

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  • Beer?

    The Brewmasters for several of the major breweries got together at a Convention one evening, and went out that evening to talk shop.

    They went into a Tavern. The Brewmaster from Anhauser-Busch ordered a Bud Lite. The Brewmaster from Coors ordered a Coors Lite. The Brewmaster from Miller ordered a Miller Lite.

    The Brewmaster from Guinness ordered a Coke.

    The other three looked at him in shock, and he just smiled, and said "Hey. If none of you are going to drink beer, I won't either."
    Alle Kunst ist umsunst Wenn ein Engel auf das Zundloch brunzet (All skill is in vain if an angel pisses down the touch-hole of your musket.) Old German Folk Wisdom.

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    Re: Beer?

    Peace Through Strength, Victory Through Devastation...Strategic Air Command

    American by birth, made from German parts from Emmingen, Baden-Württemberg

    An unhappy German is a Sour Kraut!

    Das Leben ist zu kurz, um billiges Bier zu trinken!


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      As one who drinks "good" beer, and not so good beer on occasion.......I understand.

      But I NEVER, would EVER........resort to anything called "lite" all!!!!

      If offered one, I pass!!!
      And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgement was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands: and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years. Rev. Chap.20 Vs.4)


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        Re: Beer?

        Beer is the best drink in the world! Of course good beer. Cheers!