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Senior Sex.....

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    The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends largely on where they were born.
    Statistics just released from Statistics Canada, World Health Organisation and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that:
    North American, Australian, South African, New Zealand and British men between 60 and 75 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more), whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.
    This has come as very upsetting news to a lot of us at the golf club, as none of us had any idea that we were Japanese…
    Alle Kunst ist umsunst Wenn ein Engel auf das Zundloch brunzet (All skill is in vain if an angel pisses down the touch-hole of your musket.) Old German Folk Wisdom.

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    Peace Through Strength, Victory Through Devastation...Strategic Air Command

    American by birth, made from German parts from Emmingen, Baden-Württemberg

    An unhappy German is a Sour Kraut!

    Das Leben ist zu kurz, um billiges Bier zu trinken!


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      HA SO!

      Karl san

      Keep those e-mails and calls to your Congress people coming.


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        Yeah. I agree that the frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends largely on where they were born. For example russian men have almost no sex, because they drink a lot and they simply can't do it. And after all they drink more. Eventually they don't need it. They keep drink vodka and feel themselves happy.
        Last edited by Simon; November 30th, 2017, 15:40.