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    Students at a local college were assigned to read two books, “Titanic” and “My Life” by Bill Clinton.
    They were asked to do a book report and contrast the 2 books.
    One student turned in the following book report with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

    Titanic: Cost = $29.99
    Clinton : Cost = $29.99

    Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
    Clinton : Over 3 hours to read

    Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
    Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe

    Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.

    Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton : Ditto for Bill

    Titanic: During the ordeal, Roses dress gets ruined.
    Clinton : Ditto for Monica’s.

    Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton : Lets not go there.

    Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
    Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.

    Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
    Clinton : Clinton doesn’t remember anything.

    Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
    Clinton : Monica… Ooh, lets not go there, either.

    Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
    Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary; basically the same thing.

    His professor gave him an A+
    Alle Kunst ist umsunst Wenn ein Engel auf das Zundloch brunzet (All skill is in vain if an angel pisses down the touch-hole of your musket.) Old German Folk Wisdom.