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    Coffee with Jesus

    A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes"! So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

    The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"

    The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

    The third patron to come into the restaurant, was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light!"

    He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?"

    The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly so everyone in the restaurant could hear.

    As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord. Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, he raised his hands and he, too, began to praise the Lord.

    Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me...I'm on disability."
    Revenge is an act of passion; vengeance of justice. - Samuel Johnson

    The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved.

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    Re: Coffee with Jesus

    So true. I had to copy and paste that to another site I belong to.

    Thanks Reb!
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      Re: Coffee with Jesus

      I had to make a copy too Reb
      karl
      Karl

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        Re: Coffee with Jesus

        I figured y'all would like that one. I sent it around too. They say the funniest jokes have a little truth in them. This one sure does.
        Revenge is an act of passion; vengeance of justice. - Samuel Johnson

        The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved.

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        • #5
          If I knew how to copy and paste I'd send this to every democrud in office in my state.
          Member of American Legion since 2014.
          Picked up New Trick 2 day 3.15.18 w/screen brightness. And yes I do have Ctrl Alt Delete.

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