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    From the New Yorker...


    Obama Says Americans Can Keep Their Damn Insurance



    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Faced with a barrage of new questions about the Affordable Care Act, President Obama cut short a White House press conference today, telling the stunned press corps, “You know what? Everybody can keep their damn insurance.”

    Glaring at the reporters, the President continued, “You heard me. If your insurance is crappy, then you just go ahead and keep it—the crappier, the better. Let’s pretend this whole thing never happened.”

    A vein in his forehead visibly throbbing, the President added, “You know, I really wish I hadn’t spent the last three years of my life on this thing. I should’ve just gone around invading countries for no reason. That would’ve made everybody happy. Well, live and learn.”

    As the reporters averted their eyes from the President, many of them looking awkwardly at their shoes, he concluded his remarks: “All those people out there who want to repeal Obamacare? Well, guess what: I’ll make their day and repeal it myself. Really, it’s my pleasure. But I swear that this is the last time I try to do something nice for anybody.”


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  • #2
    Re: Obama: Y'all Can Keep Your Damn Insurance

    Waaah! I've seen three year olds with more maturity.
    "some people never let their given word interfere if something they want comes along"
    The real problem with the world are laws preventing culling.

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    • #3
      Re: Obama: Y'all Can Keep Your Damn Insurance

      That seems like the parody section of the New Yorker.


      BISHOP
      The rusty wire, that holds the cork, that keeps the anger in, gives way...

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      • #4
        Re: Obama: Y'all Can Keep Your Damn Insurance

        Originally posted by BISHOP View Post
        That seems like the parody section of the New Yorker.


        BISHOP
        That's what I'm thinking as well.
        Media vita in morte sumus

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        • #5
          Re: Obama: Y'all Can Keep Your Damn Insurance

          If Zero had really said this, the soundbite would be running 24/7 on FOX.
          "I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race." -Edmund Ruffin *
          At a little creek called Bull Run, we took their starry rag...to wipe our horses down with, and I ain't here to brag.

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          • #6
            Re: Obama: Y'all Can Keep Your Damn Insurance

            Yeah, I wonder if it's really true. If it is then he has shown one of his true faces.
            Peter 5:8
            "Be sober, be vigilant; Because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking who he may devour."

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            • #7
              Re: Obama: Y'all Can Keep Your Damn Insurance

              It would be nice if it were true. If anyone read any of the articles below the Obama bit, you'd know it was satire.
              Peace Through Strength, Victory Through Devastation...Strategic Air Command

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              • #8
                Re: Obama: Y'all Can Keep Your Damn Insurance

                if he did, that promise would last till the day after the 2014 elections a year from now.
                If the left lost the Congress, PERHAPS it would still stand.
                BUT
                If the Left held the Senate and took the House," the promise would reconsidered in light of the new reality of the needs of the American people as reflected by the results of the election".

                Or

                Guess what suckers?
                Obama care is BACK.

                karl
                Karl

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                Keep those e-mails and calls to your Congress people coming.

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                • #9
                  Re: Obama: Y'all Can Keep Your Damn Insurance

                  I did read some of the other headlines and that is why I thoght it was fake.


                  BISHOP
                  The rusty wire, that holds the cork, that keeps the anger in, gives way...

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